Sunday, November 05, 2006

Moods


In general, meaning 99% of the time, what's your mood like?

Are you a jolly, go-happy kind of person, always smiling at strangers and willing to help the old lady cross the road?

Or are you always hyper, jumping around, prancing, and doing cartwheels?

You could be a dark, depressed person, constantly frowning.

Or ever a stick of walking dynamite, ready to explode at people's faces.

But girls go through a cycle. Right before their periods, they are either moody bitches dying to pick a fight with anyone or anything or cry babies who will go by the concept (touch me and I'll burst out crying). During menstruation, girls turn into Miss Piggies and want to eat everything, salty, sweet, sour, everything. After their periods, they become happy because this is the time their skin clears up and they feel clean again. And during their mid-cycle (when they are ovulating, they are horny bitches in heat.

Look carefully at yourself, what mood are you in 99% of the time?

Till we meet again,
Sedeso

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