Toilette Ettiquette

A toilet is a room of convenience yet normal rules of conversation cannot be carried out in it. And it differs from men to women since women use it more for their social skills. With men its as follows: go in, get it done, avoid eye contact at all costs wash up and leave.

Now with the female species its a totally different scenario.

Go in, and check out whose in the toilette. If its an acquaintance hug, kiss and have a short chit chat; comment on each others outfits and ask where she bought anything from; go to cubicle, finish up, wash up and borrow anyone's makeup to complete final touches to your face; ask random strange women and toilet attendant how you look; toilet attendants answer is you look fab no matter how trashy you really look like; spend the next half hour telling her about your life story, your miserable childhood, your break-ups and the horrible men you've met; all this while the toilet attendant-turned- psychiatrist for the moment is tapping her fingers, dreaming of the huge tip you MIGHT give her, and cursing you when instead of a tip, you give her a hug and leave the toilette, for she has kids to feed and a drug-dependent partner whose is no good for nothing. all this while giving a final glance to your Jimmy Choos, Rolex, and Vertu phone as you leave.

Or perhaps the woman will go into the toilette to freshen up, see a complete stranger, give her an all-over disgusted look (since she looks better), freshen up your make-up without uttering a single word, is it proper to ask her if you look fine? Of course not. Leave and slam the door behind oneself.

Then, come the children who GO with their parents and I personally find it disgusting.

So what to do? Chit Chat? Ignore?

Till we meet again,
Sedeso