Aaaarrgghh!!

I jinxed myself! I missed the gym today and had a fast-food takeaway instead.

Excuses for myself:
-I went to the gym yesterday and the day before.
-Its no good working out 2 days in a row. You must relax your muscles in between.
-I will go for a step class tomorrow to make it up.
-I will lessen my food portions tomorrow.
-I didn't drink the coke, only a burger and curly fries.

Excuses against my (fat) self:
-You supersized the burger and fries your cow!
-You could've opted for sushi if you were that hungry.
-Cravings only last for 10 minutes, get over it!

Then,

More excuses for myself:
-I had a green tea to cleanse my system.
-I'll make sure I leave a 3 hour gap between the fatty meal and my bedtime.
-I'll do 20 sit-ups and 20 bridges, push-ups.

Hmm,

Also,

Another excuse:
-I'll have a mild lemon/honey/warm water cleanser tomorrow morning right before leaving to work. (Note: This works as a mild cleanser and constipates your tummy causing you to rush to the toilet within half an hour. So make sure you're close to a toilet after you consume it.)

Excuse against me:
-What about the oil and unstaurated fats and 1000 calories you must have consumed?

Excude For me:
-I've just had a fruit salad. Hope it balances out.

So who wins? I guess I'm okay for today. I simply have to make sure I don't make a habit out of skipping gym and dining on junk food.
Till we meet again,
Sedeso