Sunday, June 03, 2007

NLP

Neuro-Linguistic Programming. The most fascinating course I have taken so far. If there's anything that will immensely make a stronger person of me is this course. Its like a few months worth of therapy and life-coaching sessions in less than an hour with a 75% success rate.

Tawafoq, tawafoq, tawafoq, it worked on 4 of the 5 people I tried it on. I felt abit of wizardry and strength go through me. I felt powerful and able to make people trust and like me. Ikky decided to sit with me and chat even though she had tons of work to do. Sweetz relaxed more and offered me all her food during breaktime. My lazy cousin ran to the kitchen the instant I loudly decided I felt like extra ketchup. All this in just the first day. I wonder how magical things will be when this course is over and done with.

To have the power to manipulate other people and affect their behaviour may seem like a dangerous tool but trust me it's not. Telepathy usually works better with positive actions and thoughts, or that's what I've been told.

So, the Evil self within has popped out for a second and decided that she will use these lessons and tricks against La Vache. La Vache will probably be resisting but I shall give it my best shot.

I can imagine it now, the sweet feeling of success when La Vache sees and realizes that no matter how hard she tries, she will never bother me.

As the devil would say: Nyahahahaha !




Okay, so I've been kissing the boss's ass alot lately according to some colleagues. There's nothing wrong with that. If I will be working here for the next 20 years, then I might as well ensure myself a spot at the top. Nothing wrong with being ambitious, is there?

Till we meet again,
Sedeso

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