Ansari, this one's for you.

What a disappointment, seriously.

Beware:

1) if a man refers to other people by their full names. And know that he will talk about you to other people too. Talking about you behind your back will be as easy as it was when he told you about the others and about their marital status, financial situation, their whole background, and all their sins.

2) if a man talks too much about money and how much everything costs and how much he gets and spends. This only shows how stingy/financially insecure he is.

3) if a man keeps referring to famous people as his friends or acquaintances. Names-dropping shows nothing but insecurity and insignificance.

4) if a man tells you that you're beautiful all the time. He should be interested in more than just your looks.

5) if a man starts calling you honey, babe, my life from the second day he meets you. Whatever happened to getting to know a person really well to find out they're freaks or murderers or safe enough to fall in love with?

6) If a man puts you down for pursuing him. This is the 21st century and women have been liberated for a while now. He should be grateful that you wanted him enough to pursue him.. Otherwise, he's simply not worth it.

7) if the man is of a different background/ ethnicity/ class. These differences will always surface no matter how hard you try to ignore them. And trust me LOVE does not conquer all.

8) if a man is insecure. He will always blame you for his miseries and will try to put you down. This is not healthy.

And here I share with you an inspiring quote.
“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'”

Till we meet again,
Sedeso