There are ads for everything from brooms, to dog food, babysitting, cars, and even partners but not best-friends. This is how the ad might go:
Wanted:
Best friend for life, cute-looking, medium height and weight, open-minded, very accepting, good manners, knowledgeable about etiquette, has her own fashion style, forever optimistic, supportive of loved ones, never judgemental, humble, chic, good secret keeper, an intellectual, would join a book club, enjoys traveling and good restaurants, never jealous, always has her bestie's best interest at heart, would never consider stealing or even coming close to her bestie's man, always goes dutch, would never steal her bestie's thunder, enjoys afternoon tea at the Ritz, adores London, neat, fun and dedicated, always there at the drop of a hat, accepts criticism sportily and gives advice kindly, lover her friends.
Wanted:
Best friend for life, cute-looking, medium height and weight, open-minded, very accepting, good manners, knowledgeable about etiquette, has her own fashion style, forever optimistic, supportive of loved ones, never judgemental, humble, chic, good secret keeper, an intellectual, would join a book club, enjoys traveling and good restaurants, never jealous, always has her bestie's best interest at heart, would never consider stealing or even coming close to her bestie's man, always goes dutch, would never steal her bestie's thunder, enjoys afternoon tea at the Ritz, adores London, neat, fun and dedicated, always there at the drop of a hat, accepts criticism sportily and gives advice kindly, lover her friends.
Till we meet again, Sedeso
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