My competitive streak is crying out to me once more, reminding me that I am in danger. The newbies are keeping a watch out for everything distinguished I do and starting to copy my most excellent kissing your bosses' behind moves. Sigh!!!
When will I ever learn to be more discrete in my actions and stop telling the world every time I hit the compliment from your boss jackpot?
In times such as this, I will resort to desperate measures. My Evil Plan of action goes as follows:
1. Use telepathy as my # 1 weapon to make the boss prefer me to everyone else.
2. Use Tawafoq with all the bosses at all times.
3. Never teach the newbies anything.
4. Kill myself in the process by working triple hard and meeting the huge deadlines.
5. Remain as sweet as ever to the newbies.
6. Pretend to be busy at all times with telephone calls and not paperwork.
7. Try to get 'time alone' with each boss, especially Mr. B, and get him talking about his favourite topic.
8. eehhmm, AHA! Eureka!!... Tomorrow I shall ask each boss for their personal touch on the website I'm helping design.
Go, Go Go Go!!!
Dear reader, I am hoping that by this stage you are seeing me more as an ambitious, highly driven to succeed beautiful woman (lol) than the evil witch I can be sometimes.
I WILL NOT LET ANYONE RISE ABOVE ME AT WORK. <=== This is my goal for the time being and I will do everything it takes me to remain at the top of the pyramid.
When will I ever learn to be more discrete in my actions and stop telling the world every time I hit the compliment from your boss jackpot?
In times such as this, I will resort to desperate measures. My Evil Plan of action goes as follows:
1. Use telepathy as my # 1 weapon to make the boss prefer me to everyone else.
2. Use Tawafoq with all the bosses at all times.
3. Never teach the newbies anything.
4. Kill myself in the process by working triple hard and meeting the huge deadlines.
5. Remain as sweet as ever to the newbies.
6. Pretend to be busy at all times with telephone calls and not paperwork.
7. Try to get 'time alone' with each boss, especially Mr. B, and get him talking about his favourite topic.
8. eehhmm, AHA! Eureka!!... Tomorrow I shall ask each boss for their personal touch on the website I'm helping design.
Go, Go Go Go!!!
Dear reader, I am hoping that by this stage you are seeing me more as an ambitious, highly driven to succeed beautiful woman (lol) than the evil witch I can be sometimes.
I WILL NOT LET ANYONE RISE ABOVE ME AT WORK. <=== This is my goal for the time being and I will do everything it takes me to remain at the top of the pyramid.
And now, let's move on to the sweeter side of me. I wish I can be a famous writer's muse.
Till we meet again,Sedeso
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