I woke up this morning before the alarm clock went off and the first thought that came to me was of Him. Unfortunately, I felt skeptical about the abilities of the universe to fulfill my wildest desires. Can I have him? Can I really have him?
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As I drove my car to work, I sang-along for the umpteenth time to Be Our Guest, from the Disney Animation, Beauty and the Beast. If you ask me, I can recite those lyrics off the top of my head. But only today did I pay close attention to the lyrics which were:
Be our guest
Be our guest
Our command is your request
It's ten years since we had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal
With your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help youWe'll keep going
Course by course
One by one'
Til you shout,
"Enough! I'm done!
"Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Please, be our guest
Could this be part of the masterplan to rule the world? Or could it be pure coincidence? This part of the world has also added insult upon injury by claiming that Coke (inverted) spells the Lord's name or that the Logo of Starbucks contains a watermark of Satan. Whatever they claim, I no longer have a clue who is right, who is wrong and is it all a fidget of our imaginations or simply paranoia?
Hence, I realized that with a mind as dirty minded as mine, even innocent Disney songs could turn raunchy. The first bolded text hints to a women in ecstacy during an orgasm. And the second hints to Funny, because I'm as Kinky as can be, albeit having a very low stamina. I hear of lovers who've rolled in bed all night and wonder, can people really 'do it' for that long?
Till we meet again,________________________
As I drove my car to work, I sang-along for the umpteenth time to Be Our Guest, from the Disney Animation, Beauty and the Beast. If you ask me, I can recite those lyrics off the top of my head. But only today did I pay close attention to the lyrics which were:
Be our guest
Be our guest
Our command is your request
It's ten years since we had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal
With your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help youWe'll keep going
Course by course
One by one'
Til you shout,
"Enough! I'm done!
"Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Please, be our guest
Could this be part of the masterplan to rule the world? Or could it be pure coincidence? This part of the world has also added insult upon injury by claiming that Coke (inverted) spells the Lord's name or that the Logo of Starbucks contains a watermark of Satan. Whatever they claim, I no longer have a clue who is right, who is wrong and is it all a fidget of our imaginations or simply paranoia?
Hence, I realized that with a mind as dirty minded as mine, even innocent Disney songs could turn raunchy. The first bolded text hints to a women in ecstacy during an orgasm. And the second hints to Funny, because I'm as Kinky as can be, albeit having a very low stamina. I hear of lovers who've rolled in bed all night and wonder, can people really 'do it' for that long?
Sedeso
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